This Open Letter to Adult Acne is the Most Hilarious Thing You Will Read Today!

Hello there, adult acne.

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Hope all is well.

Nope that was a lie.

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Because I sincerely HATE YOU.

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You are the worst kind of swole.

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The kind of swole I can maybe tolerate:

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The kind of swole I no longer have the wherewithal to tolerate:

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15 Facts That You Don’t Wanna Know

We have compiled facts that will ruin your day and make you hate everything for at least an hour. And this is not a joke. Go ahead.

1. If you eat fast food on a regular basis. its believed that you consume around 12 pubes every year.

2. You’re less human and more bacteria.

The ratio between human cells and bacteria, in the body of a healthy human adult, is approximately 10:1.

3. The maximum the banana slugs can grow in length is between 6-8 inches. Interestingly, their penises can be as long as themselves, when erect. Adding on, a banana slug’s penis grows  on its head.

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    4. Substitutes for natural flavoring are made from a gland that’s near a beaver’s anus.

    5. Did you know that your cell phone has ten times more bacteria than a toilet seat?

18 Husbands That Went Out Of Their Way To Make Their Ladies Feel Loved

Husbands are very unpredictable. They might forget your birthday or your anniversary date, but they’ll do these little, adorable things that will make you go all awww.

  1.  This Husband came up with this amazing idea

 

2. This Husband surprised his wife by making her this delicious breakfast. Looks so cute and perfect.

 

3. His wife told him to bring a ‘Cute Fall Cake’ on his way back from Office and this is what he bought her..

 

4.  This Husband showed his smartness by putting his wife’s delicates on the lamp-head for drying

5.  This Husband makes the bed in his own unique way.

 

6. This Husband knows how to take a perfect selfie with his wifey

 

25 Crappy Life Hacks That Will Make You Burst in Laughter

People search online for daily life tips in order to save time and get done with their simple tasks with as less energy and resources spent as possible. We have compiled these shitty life tips for you that might not be of any use but you’ll definitely get your dose of humor fulfilled for the day. Check these out! (h/t: boredpanda)

1. Nobody carries a bottle opener in their car. Use the metal buckle of your seat belt to open your beer bottle while driving.

 

2. Use your shopping cart as an outdoor grill if you don’t have one.

 

3. When in class, this could come in handy. Eat, while your teacher thinks you’re reading.

4. Tired of the coffee stains that wont go away? Dip your pants in a tub filled with coffee to get a uniform color.

5. Cut your tennis balls into half to store more balls in one jar.

22 Shocking Facts About Makeup That Will Make You LOL

1. This is the best kind of orgasm:

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2. Everyone has these days:

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3. They’re all completely different:

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4. These are the best kind of nudes to receive:

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5. This is what the end of a day wearing “no makeup” makeup looks like:

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6. And this is the only dabbing worth knowing about:

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7. The first time you try to follow a YouTube tutorial is always the hardest:

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27 Bizarre Style Trends That Followed by ‘00s Celebrities

1. These embarrassing slogan tees you wore at the tender age of 13.

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2. Probably teamed with these questionable ra-ra skirts.

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3. These super-~fashionable~ pleather waist belts.

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4. The “what the hell was I thinking?” kitten heels.

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5. Embroidered peasant tops that made you feel delightfully hippie.

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6. The totally “edgy” cargo pants.

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7. The “why did we ever?!” thong heels.

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