1. Clever titles like Shark Week and Aunt Flo’s visiting make periods less intimidating and more hilarious.

2. “Oh, I’m fine. IT JUST FEELS LIKE A T-REX IS NOM NOMING ON MY UTERUS”

3. If there’s anything worse than your period, it’s sneezing on your period.

4. When your boyfriend makes an attempt to appease the beast.

5.It’s that bittersweet feeling of “Awesome! I’m not pregnant” but “Crap. I need new sheets.”