15. A mom who drank a bottle of wine and wrapped presents at the same time.
16. A mom who did some clever restocking.
17. A mom who will own her kids even on their birthdays.
18. And on major holidays.
19. A mom who is NOT suffering fools, even if they’re her own kids.
20. A mom who’s mastered the sick Facebook burn.
21. And the art of Facebook profile shaming.