you absolutely hate it when someone sneaks a bite of food off of your plate
if you work in the food service industry, it is your own personal hell. Because you ALWAYS want to eat
Sometimes you’ll see food so perfect you just stare at it, speechless
You’re a firm believer in the age-old phrase, “breakfast is the most important meal of the day.” But also, so is lunch, your mid-afternoon snack, dinner, and your midnight snack
People always say to you, “you’re eating again
People ask you “where do you put all that food” And you’re all, “I don’t know, my stomach
Sometimes, you put off brushing your teeth at night because you know you can’t eat anymore once your mouth tastes of mint
Thanksgiving is the most important day of the year
When at any social gathering, your absolute natural instinct is to find the food table
