1. When you weren’t invited to the party but show up anyway.
2. When you’re SURE you weren’t going over the speed limit.
3. When it’s cold out and you just wanna come inside and warm up but you forgot your keys.
4. When you visit a public pool and all the other kids scream and run away from you.
5. When you have a big night out and regret the photos the next day.
6. When you’re trying to lick the bottom of the yogurt container but can’t quite reach.
1. When your cats are unruly, but it’s OK cause you’re rich so you come up with a solution.
2. When you just really care about the environment, man.
3. When you f*#k up.
4. When you just want to get to sleep.
5. When you hate crowds.
6. When you hate everyone except your doggie, and also you’re really, really rich.
7. When you don’t have any free hands.
1. This cat doesn’t give a damn about body-shamers.
2. This cat believes that the phrase “walk of shame” stigmatises women’s sexuality.
3. This cat is protesting representations of women in the mainstream media by shredding a newspaper into a thousand tiny pieces.
4. This cat is always keeping an eye out for sexist microaggressions.
5. This cat doesn’t take shit from any man, or other cat.
6. This cat is fighting back against the manspreaders.
Hello there, adult acne.
Hope all is well.
Nope that was a lie.
Because I sincerely HATE YOU.
You are the worst kind of swole.
The kind of swole I can maybe tolerate:
The kind of swole I no longer have the wherewithal to tolerate:
1. This is the best kind of orgasm:
2. Everyone has these days:
3. They’re all completely different:
4. These are the best kind of nudes to receive:
5. This is what the end of a day wearing “no makeup” makeup looks like:
6. And this is the only dabbing worth knowing about:
7. The first time you try to follow a YouTube tutorial is always the hardest:
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