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25 Crappy Life Hacks That Will Make You Burst in Laughter

People search online for daily life tips in order to save time and get done with their simple tasks with as less energy and resources spent as possible. We have compiled these shitty life tips for you that might not be of any use but you’ll definitely get your dose of humor fulfilled for the day. Check these out! (h/t: boredpanda)

1. Nobody carries a bottle opener in their car. Use the metal buckle of your seat belt to open your beer bottle while driving.

 

2. Use your shopping cart as an outdoor grill if you don’t have one.

 

3. When in class, this could come in handy. Eat, while your teacher thinks you’re reading.

4. Tired of the coffee stains that wont go away? Dip your pants in a tub filled with coffee to get a uniform color.

5. Cut your tennis balls into half to store more balls in one jar.

19 Jewelry Gifts That You Can Gift Those You Hate to Death!

1. This necklace that says what you’re always thinking.

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2. And this glitter pendant that does the same.

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3. These earrings that were made for your morning commute.

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4. And this subtle bracelet that warns others to keep their distance.

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5. These earrings that match your mood when you’re in a crowded room.

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6. These cat gauges that are so done with small talk.

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22 Shocking Facts About Makeup You Will Make You LOL

1. This is the best kind of orgasm:

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2. Everyone has these days:

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3. They’re all completely different:

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4. These are the best kind of nudes to receive:

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5. This is what the end of a day wearing “no makeup” makeup looks like:

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6. And this is the only dabbing worth knowing about:

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7. The first time you try to follow a YouTube tutorial is always the hardest:

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15 Times the World Trolled You!

1. When you tell your waiter you plan on destroying one city for every pickle you get

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2. if you were worried about gas you wouldn’t have purchased the gas guzzler

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3. Drink water, you’ll live longer

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4. This guy schools the cop with his iPhone cookie

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5. Cop puts this guy in his place after he brings him in for outstanding tickets

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27 Bizarre Style Trends That Followed by ‘00s Celebrities

1. These embarrassing slogan tees you wore at the tender age of 13.

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2. Probably teamed with these questionable ra-ra skirts.

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3. These super-~fashionable~ pleather waist belts.

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4. The “what the hell was I thinking?” kitten heels.

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5. Embroidered peasant tops that made you feel delightfully hippie.

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6. The totally “edgy” cargo pants.

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7. The “why did we ever?!” thong heels.

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