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22 Things You Will Understand If Your Mum is A Facebook Addict

1. In the early days your mum wasn’t quite sure what she was doing on Facebook.

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2. And it took her a little while to work it all out.

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3. Some of your mum’s early Facebook statuses were probably slightly cryptic.

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4. And she definitely sent some messages you wouldn’t send.

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5. It may have taken her a little while to get a hang of the lingo.

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6. But now your mum is a goddamn Facebook machine.

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12 Facebook Reactions They Should Actually Add To Posts

We are officially addressing this article to the great Mark Zuckerberg. Life would be so much easier if we have more of these!

1. The “We Get It, You Have Kids”

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When you should use it: When someone only posts about their baby AND their profile picture is now of their children too.

2. The “I Want To Sleep With You”

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When you should use this: When you don’t care at all what someone’s status says, you are only focused on their hotttttt shirtless profile pictures.

3. The “Push To Start Drama”

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When you should use this: When you are six months deep into someone’s timeline and have ended up on their friend’s pages to learn more, and you know that passive-aggressively using this reaction will send a notification and start something up. Oops!

4. The “You Really Need To Get A Diary”

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When you should use this: When someone forces you to click “See More” to read their entire post.

5. The “Get Offline, You’re Drunk”

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When you should use it: When someone thought drinking and then getting on Facebook and posting status updates was a good idea.

6. The “We Get It, You’re Engaged”

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When you should use it: When that one person is giving constant updates about their wedding dress fitting, the type of cake they’re serving at their reception, and whether or not to use a certain photographer for the ceremony, and you STILL can’t catch a date on Tinder for your life.