A cabinet full of plastic bags
A cabinet full of things you can NEVER touch
A stationary bike in a random room for no reason
A tin of cookies that was NEVER FULL OF COOKIES
Or every single judge in existence
No cable cartoons
Makeshift mystery Tupperware
Little fruits all over the fridge
If you’re lucky, some $$$ handed to you exactly like this
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1. They tell you their dreams:
2. They appropriate teen culture:
3. They warn you of all the new ways you can die:
4. They keep you young:
5. They invite you to get crunk with them:
6. They treat texting like an actual handwritten letter:
7. They refer to themselves in third person:
8. They. use. too. much. punctuation:
9. They tell you about the woes of retired life:
10. They ask like A MILLION questions:
