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The Honey Do List ~ What Happens When You Make Your Wife Wait Too Long To Fix Things Around The House.

The Honey Do List ~ What Happens When You Make Your Wife Wait Too Long To Fix Things Around The House.

So what did you tell her?

So what did you tell her

If you’ve experienced these you’ve been single for too long

Why people think it’s OK to ask you why you’re single.
If you've experienced these you've been single for too long

Couples who ask you to accompany them on their date.
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People who are constantly trying to hook you up with their other single friends.
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People suggesting ways of meeting people, as if you haven’t already tried them.
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Specifically, people who suggest online dating.
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Phrases like, “You’ll find someone when you least expect it” or “It’ll happen when you don’t even want it!”
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People who think saying things like, “Don’t worry, you’re still so young” would be even a little bit comforting.
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People who assume you’re being picky, when in reality you’re just refusing to settle.
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People who think it’s appropriate to ask about your plans for kids.
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Or people who ask for your sex life details because they’ve been in an LTR for years.
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People who assume you aren’t in a relationship because you’re focusing on your career.
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People who assume you’re even looking for a relationship.
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People who insinuate that doing things alone is miserable.
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People who talk about how sad it is to sleep alone.
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When people try to make you feel better by telling you that you’re such a catch.
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And when people feel sorry for you because you’re single…
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These kids sure know what they want from Santa. #6 is right on!

These kids sure know what they want from Santa.

enough chit-chat

here is what i want

i want an iphone

I would love 5 feet long hair

Ipod 4 with camera