Buying a lifetime’s supply of Campbell’s Cream of Celery Soup.
Charging your phone like this.
Congratulating an inanimate object on a movie role.
Creating a throne fit for a king.
Experimenting with a new conditioner.
Getting stuck in a child’s seat at McDonald’s.
Making some interesting grooming choices.
Microwaving a mountain of french fries.
Misplacing a light fixture.
Ordering pizza like this.