Anyone who started their New Year’s resolutions like this.
Everyone who just partied too hard and had to have a little nap before midnight.
Or anyone who went back to work and found out that their colleagues had some extra time on their hands over the Christmas period.
The fast-food workers who didn’t enjoy their New Year’s Eve shift.
The many people who woke up on the first light of 2015 with a few more cracks in their life.
The recipient of this happy New Year text.
Those who took their revenge.