1. You know that you’ll tell yourself that tonight is the night that you’ll go to bed early…
…except going to bed early just isn’t a realistic option.
2. If you make an actual attempt, you’ll just end up tossing and turning until you say “fuck it” and give up.
3. You know that every minute counts when setting your 4,000 alarms.
4. And that each night consists of counting to see how many hours of sleep you’ll actually get.
5. You know that the night transforms you into a creative genius…
6. …while the day forces you to become a sleepy sloth.