19 Things Only People WIth Insomnia Can Relate To

7. Tendency to refer to 9 p.m. reservations as an ~early dinner~.


8. Extreme cravings for a second dinner around 1 a.m.


9. Learned ability to exercise while making minimal noise.

10. Increased nonsensical thought tangents after midnight.


11. Plus increased ability to recall every awkward thing you’ve done in the past five years.

12. Tendency to post statuses/photos/comments on Facebook at 4 a.m. — which you will most likely regret in the morning.