First of all, every day is just exhausting because you KNOW you have to deal with people.

 

Your personal hell consists of people who are constantly trying to make conversations with you.

 

You preserve your energy for the copious amount of eye rolls you’ll be forced to make throughout the day.

 

And all the times that you’ll have to raise your middle finger.

 

Plants have DIED from all the shade you throw.

 

You practically invented subtweeting.

 

You feel personally victimized when someone tries to talk to you when your headphones are CLEARLY in your ear.