The idea of a weepy romantic comedy is completely lost on you.

 

While many people find couples cute, you find them kinda gross.

 

Because PDAs are the absolute worst and you will avoid them at all costs.

 

You’re the worst person to bring to a wedding or funeral because you’re always the only dry-eyed person in attendance.

 

Which can make dating pretty difficult sometimes.

 

It’s not that you’re completely emotionless, it’s that you can’t deal with too many emotions all in one go.

 

Compliments make you cringe because you have no idea how to take them.