15.
you find love where you least expect it like the morgue or a haunted warehouse
— meatshirt (@prettysadmostly) November 14, 2015
16.
sometimes conversation isn't about connecting with someone. sometimes it's just about making sure you're still not secretly a ghost
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) April 19, 2015
17.
It looks like the tables have turned. The silverware is rearranged. The food is scattered. The restaurant ghosts are back.
— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) September 20, 2013
18.
welcome to Being A Ghost. Here are your chains for some reason
— stefan (@boring_as_heck) May 14, 2013
19.
[ghost writes YOUR DEAD in condensation on bathroom mirror]
"My dead what?"
[ghost writes *YOU'RE]
AAHHHHHHHHHH!— pat tobin (@tastefactory) January 5, 2015
20.
at my funeral don't let anybody say my spirit is among you – i will NOT be there i have better things to do
— pascalle (@frenchielaboozi) June 13, 2012
21.
icebergs are whale ghosts
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) April 7, 2014