21 Stupid Jokes That Will Make You ROFL!

1. My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.

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2. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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3. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

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4. I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog…

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5. What kind of bagel can fly?

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6. Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

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7. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

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