1. My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
2. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
3. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
4. I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog…
5. What kind of bagel can fly?
6. Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
7. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?