7. Your school uniform made you look like a mini businessperson.
8. Even if your school was quite modern, all your PE equipment looked like it was made in the 1940s.
9. Most of your work involved making high-quality posters.
10. And when you weren’t doing that, you were making really shit art.
11. The highlight of your day was going to the “computer room” to mess around with Paint.
12. Your first lesson in not telling the truth came in the form of lying in your weekly reading diary.