22 Things People Who Don’t Text Back Must Know!

8. If this man can break the laws of space and time to lift pizza…

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THEN YOU CAN TEXT BACK.

9. If this woman can turn spaghetti into a deadly weapon…

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THEN YOU CAN TEXT BACK.

10. If this guy can wash his car during a rainstorm…

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THEN YOU CAN TEXT BACK.

11. If this couch can have a better butt than me…

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THEN YOU CAN TEXT BACK.

12. If this guy can deliver us from evil…

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THEN YOU CAN TEXT BACK.