7. But you can only go on holiday during the school break, so you’re pretty used to paying expensive airfares.

8. And there are kids everywhere all of the time.

9. But the best time of year is Christmas because they’re going to get a shitload of chocolates.

10. Or free booze if they’re really lucky.

11. You’re pretty used to getting colds all the time.

12. And ~other~ childhood illnesses.