7. Or possibly popcorn drenched in Tapatío or Valentina.
8. Roasting chiles is just about as deadly as carbon monoxide.
9. And flipping a tortilla on the comal is an art form that shouldn’t be performed by the weak.
10. You also don’t need utensils when you’ve got a tortilla on hand.
11. You basically squeeze lime onto everything and anything, especially Hot Cheetos.
12. And you know that a Twinkie just can’t compete with what a Gansito brings to the table.