19.Dating today means forming all these weird social media connections that you’ll NEVER BE ABLE TO GET RID OF.

20.The idea of strategic texting leading up to a date is enough to drive you over the edge.

21.You have what your best friends like to broadly call “commitment issues.”

22. You have many other … valuable … hobbies that require your time

23.You LOVE spending quality time with other people. Like Detective Olivia Benson.

24.You have very fulfilling weekend plans and won’t let anyone tell you otherwise.