After a party, your parents fight with the hosts to help do the dishes
And no matter how hard you try to teach your mom, she can’t say it any other way other than Ehstarbucks
And when an actress actually is Persian, they become obsessed with them
From the moment you were born, they’ve wanted you to get married
It took your family two hours to leave a party because you had to say good-bye to everyone three times
Once a year your parents took you to a parking lot to jump over fires
Rose water EVERYTHING
Sometime between age 40 to 60, every woman you know somehow becomes a blonde
The first time you went to a baseball game and someone came by with this yelling, “cotton candy,” you were confused
There are so many Persian rugs in your house, your parents have to literally stack them on top of each other
