They wanted you to somehow have kids without ever having sex
This is what your uncle’s arm looks like
When it was time to get a car, you were pissed when your parents got you just a regular 3 series
When your family was invited to a party, you’d tell the host that you don’t want anything until he begged you to take something and you finally agreed to have just a few
While other parents were decorating their baby rooms when their kids were born, your parents were pickling things to give you on your wedding day
Your friends would bring things like Lunchables to school
While you’d bring in some ground beef and rice
You drink chai at every transition in the day
You had to explain what this was when your friends would come over
You had trouble explaining Farsi phrases to other people
You were surprised to learn that there were flavors of ice cream other than pistachio
