30 funny sayings that will make you ROFL

I've met some real pricks in my time Just once i would like to read a medication label that says Life-was-much-simpler-when-we-could-play-a-friendly-game-of-red-rover May-your-coffee-be-strong-and-monday-be-short My kids call it yelling when i raise my voice My mind not only wanders it sometimes leaves completely