Gross fact: Taco Bell burritos contain less than 10% real bell
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 10, 2012
3 cars back at the Burger King drive thru gives you a devastating amount of time to consider your missteps.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) May 9, 2012
ok sir guacamole is gonna be an extra $1.80 plus the rights to sacrifice your soul to the dark lord satan thank u for choosing chipotle
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) September 16, 2014
McDonalds sponsoring the Olympics is like the Kardashians sponsoring a job fair.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) July 29, 2012
Whenever I go to Subway, when they ask if I would like my sandwich toasted, I say yes & then I raise my cup of Coke & say, "To my sandwich!"
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) February 15, 2012