8.
Well, well, well. If it isn't that thing I told my wife I already did.
— Mike McPossum (@MikeMcNeil_) March 1, 2015
9.
Marriage is basically just eating together and watching HGTV until you die.
— The Fantastic Mr.Fox (@Camel_Crushin) February 19, 2015
10.
I've been married for about 45 lbs.
— Sparky ️ (@crunchenhanced) March 25, 2014
11.
I'm at the level of marriage where "getting lucky tonight" just means we're having tacos for dinner.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 27, 2015
12.
[sitting at a table]
Wife: writes number on paper and slides it across.
Me: crosses out and writes new number*thermostat negotiations*
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 12, 2015
