19.
Marriage is just texting each other "Do we need anything from the grocery store?" a bunch of times until one of you dies.
— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) July 15, 2015
20.
Marriage is essentially being able to watch another person eat chicken wings without throwing up.
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) August 2, 2013
21.
MARRIED SEXTING: I'm not wearing any underwear…because you never put the laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 flipping times.
— Christie Johnson (@cjohnsonking5) September 19, 2015
22.
I’d like to publicly thank my husband @daxshepard1 for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) October 29, 2015
23.
I just googled, "how to get away with killing my husband" on @IMKristenBell phone. Just in case. Now there's a record.
— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) May 11, 2015
24.
99% of marriage is waiting in the car for your spouse.
— Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) January 30, 2016
