8 Pets Pretending To Be Human

Don’t look at me. There are some real cute babes over there, and I think I can get their attention.
Don’t look at me. There are some real cute babes over there, and I think I can get their attention.


I will only buckle my seatbelt once your hands are in the correct position on the wheel. Safety first!
I will only buckle my seatbelt once your hands are in the correct position on the wheel. Safety first!


I’ll take the first nap, just wake me up when you want me to drive.
I’ll take the first nap, just wake me up when you want me to drive.


I’m just waiting for it to cool down.
I’m just waiting for it to cool down.


I’m more of a snooker man, myself. But billiards will do for now.
I’m more of a snooker man, myself. But billiards will do for now.

Sure do wish the neighbor kids would keep it down out there. I’m trying to watch 60 Minutes.
Sure do wish the neighbor kids would keep it down out there. I’m trying to watch 60 Minutes.


This wine is so leggy
This wine is so leggy


Yeah, I like to kick back with a brewski after work
Yeah, I like to kick back with a brewski after work