Funny quotes of the week ;) #13 made me lol

Call in sick to places you dont even work at Dear-McDonalds thank you for not serving hot dogs I show affection for my pets I show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them I started out with nothing and still have most of it left I-didn't-fart I-don't-hold-grudges-im-a-woman If I was a bird i know who i'd shit on