Funny quotes of the week

Being-female-is-a-matter-of-birth Bra-off-jammies-on-hair-up-going-to-walmart Can-I-help-you-no-i-just-stood-in-line-for-30-mins Checked-email-facebook-twitter-ready-to-start-my-day Customer-service-doing-your-best-to-convince-a-moron Darling you really dont need to drive me crazy