Funny quotes of the week

Dear-Lord,-please-grant-me-ability-to-punch-over-internet Dinner-again-damnit-i-just-fed-them-yesterday First thing i do when i wake up drag all of my bedding to the couch For-all-you-guys-wearing-skinny-jeans I-can't-tell-if-I'm-dealing-well-with-life I-cry-when-I'm-angry-because-my-muscles I-daydream-while-driving-and-wonder