Funny quotes of the week

I'd-love-to-talk-but-I'm-in-hurry-toget-home I-don't-hold-grudges.-I-remember-facts If people could hear the five seconds after we hit end call I-feel-young-until-I'm-around-high-school-kids If-I-worked-on-the-set-of-Hoarders If-you-don't-have-anything-nice-to-say-come-sit-by-me