Funny Sayings Of The Week

It doesn't matter if you dont like my personality It's called a sense of humor you should get one they are nice I-Used-to-Have-a-Handle-on-life-but-it-broke Me I want to travel bank account bitch where My favorite mythical creature is that happy bitch in the tampon commercials Reasons guys stop texting you Shot my first Turkey today scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section