Funny sayings of the week

Funny sayings of the week I don't keep calm I'd-take-a-bullet-for-you if i start giggling for no apparent reason If my doctor told me i had one year left in my life I-hug-people-i-hate I'm A Hopeless Romantic I'm-moving-in-life it shoudnt be called pay day It's-not-a-grey-hair I-wasn't-always sarcastic My-Saturday-was-going-pretty well