Funny sayings of the week

Funny sayings of the week Freinds come and go like the waves of the ocean I am making some changes in my life right now I came into this world kicking and screaming I can be social today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back I dont trust people who smile before 10 am I listen to the first 30-45 seconds of a butt dial If i had dollar for every time i got distracted If my doctor tole me i had one year left in my life im not saying lets go and kill all the stupid people Is it just me or everyone an asshole today Sometimes i wonder how you sleep at night The problem with the world