Or doing the old “I’m going to squat to look at these shoes on the bottom rack, but actually release an SBD.”

 

No one would actually pose like this outside of a club unless they were playing the trouser trumpet.

 

All those trendy fall layers just seem to be creating an acrylic Dutch oven effect.

 

Seriously, what gives??

 

Is this some kind of ~ON FLEEK~ trend we’re too old for?

 

Or did all of your mannequins hit up Taco Bell on the way in?