Birds find this picture problematic.
I have no idea what is going in this picture of Christina Aguilera but it has to be problematic.
Problematic to 13-year-olds who identify as 12.
Problematic to all your friends in high school with bad memories of mall cops.
Problematic to literally everyone.
Problematic to people who prefer arugula.
All of us who just started 2015 on the wrong foot.
All the electrical devices that never thought they’d live this long.
All the people who went back to work and realized that their colleagues can’t cope without them.
All the people who were third wheels at midnight.
All the unlucky people whose neighbors decided 2015 was the year to tell the truth.
And all the ninth wheels of the world.
And all the people working hungover the next day.
And, finally, this kid’s parents.
Anyone who just seemed to lose their way a little.
There was tragedy in York.
And real tragedy in Newcastle.
A terrible crime was committed in Westbury, Wiltshire.
