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20 things i never said before I had sons

20 things i never said before I had sons Dude-put-on-your-pants. How-many No No-daggers No-mommies No-youi Optimus-Prime Put-your-penis-away. Raccoons

20 Times Tumblr Proved English Is The Most Terrible Language Ever

When they came to a conclusion that contractions make no sense.
When they came to a conclusion that contractions make no sense.

And that no one can really speak English, if you come to think of it.
And that no one can really speak English, if you come to think of it.

And that other time when rhyming proved to be more challenging than anyone expected.
And that other time when rhyming proved to be more challenging than anyone expected.

And that there are exceptions to every rule.
And that there are exceptions to every rule.

And that these differences can be the beginning of a deep hatred.
And that these differences can be the beginning of a deep hatred.

And when all these sentences turned out to make sense, too.
And when all these sentences turned out to make sense, too.

And when they discovered the way some English words are pronounced makes no sense to the point of despair.
And when they discovered the way some English words are pronounced makes no sense to the point of despair.

And when they realized English is quite a violent language, too.
And when they realized English is quite a violent language, too.

Just to finally decide there are no rules to the English language whatsoever.
Just to finally decide there are no rules to the English language whatsoever.

And finally, when they admitted it’s impossible to English well all the time.
20 Times Tumblr Proved English Is The Most Terrible Language Ever

20 Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up Opening Your Front-Facing Camera

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AHHH

AHHHHH.
AHHHHH.

DOTH MINE OWN EYES DECEIVE ME
DOTH MINE OWN EYES DECEIVE ME

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HEAVEN PRAY FOR ME. HEAVEN PRAY FOR US ALL AFFLICTED BY ACCIDENTAL FRONT-FACING CAMERA.

I’M INNOCENT, INNOCENT I SAY!
I’M INNOCENT, INNOCENT I SAY!

IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE

OH, THE HUMANITY.
OH, THE HUMANITY.

…AND SEE THIS.
20 Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up Opening Your Front-Facing Camera

OOOOOF.
OOOOOF.

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Top 20 responses to wrong number texts

Top 20 responses to wrong number texts Are you the guy How did you get my number I am just gonna cry I dont wanna talk right now I lost my phone Is this amanda Is this sammy It might be It was meant for me

20 Fantasies All ’90s Girls Had

That by 16, you’d live your life just like Cher With your own cell phone, a white Jeep and designer dresses to wear to school.
20 Fantasies All ’90s Girls Had
That Devon Sawa would keep you.
That Devon Sawa would keep you.
That every time you went to someone’s ice skating birthday, you’d get out there and have moves just like Michelle Kwan.
That every time you went to someone’s ice skating birthday, you’d get out there and have moves just like Michelle Kwan.
That if you filled a dELiAs order form without any payment info, they’d magically give you the clothes for free.
That if you filled a dELiAs order form without any payment info, they’d magically give you the clothes for free.
That the Spice Girls would adopt you as a sister.
That the Spice Girls would adopt you as a sister.
That this would actually turn into edible candy.
That this would actually turn into edible candy.
That you could actually ask Zandar questions and he’d be able to give you real answers.
That you could actually ask Zandar questions and he’d be able to give you real answers.
That you could actually drive your Barbie PowerWheels around town.
That you could actually drive your Barbie PowerWheels around town.
That you could totally run away and subsist on treats you make in your Easy-Bake Oven.
That you could totally run away and subsist on treats you make in your Easy-Bake Oven.
That you would date JTT.
That you would date JTT.
That you would start your own Baby-Sitters’ Club and make bank.
That you would start your own Baby-Sitters’ Club and make bank.