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20 Times Tumblr Proved English Is The Most Terrible Language Ever
When they came to a conclusion that contractions make no sense.
And that no one can really speak English, if you come to think of it.
And that other time when rhyming proved to be more challenging than anyone expected.
And that there are exceptions to every rule.
And that these differences can be the beginning of a deep hatred.
And when all these sentences turned out to make sense, too.
And when they discovered the way some English words are pronounced makes no sense to the point of despair.
And when they realized English is quite a violent language, too.
Just to finally decide there are no rules to the English language whatsoever.
And finally, when they admitted it’s impossible to English well all the time.
20 Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up Opening Your Front-Facing Camera
AHHH
AHHHHH.
DOTH MINE OWN EYES DECEIVE ME
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I’M INNOCENT, INNOCENT I SAY!
IS THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
OH, THE HUMANITY.
…AND SEE THIS.
OOOOOF.
20 Reasons Why Having Kids Sucks
Top 20 responses to wrong number texts
20 Fantasies All ’90s Girls Had
That by 16, you’d live your life just like Cher With your own cell phone, a white Jeep and designer dresses to wear to school.
That Devon Sawa would keep you.
That every time you went to someone’s ice skating birthday, you’d get out there and have moves just like Michelle Kwan.
That if you filled a dELiAs order form without any payment info, they’d magically give you the clothes for free.
That the Spice Girls would adopt you as a sister.
That this would actually turn into edible candy.
That you could actually ask Zandar questions and he’d be able to give you real answers.
That you could actually drive your Barbie PowerWheels around town.
That you could totally run away and subsist on treats you make in your Easy-Bake Oven.
That you would date JTT.
That you would start your own Baby-Sitters’ Club and make bank.
