Can you hurry up? It’s five minutes past my dinner time.
Enjoy those beer shits because you’re not going anywhere anytime soon.
My spot. Mine.
Oh, is that your head It was so soft I figured it was a pillow.
Oh, you drank too much Sounds like a ‘you’ problem.
Ohhh, pizza is for eating Well, now it’s for sleeping. Bye.
The second I’m sure you’re asleep I’m sticking my poo-covered paws right in your mouth.
This show is so good, too bad you can’t see it.
Were you drinking this? Hope you like the taste of kitty litter, bitch.