Your mornings revolve around hitting your snooze button repetitively.

As a result, people are often asking you why you’re so angry.

But on the plus side, you’re super productive at night-time when everyone else is sleeping.

Do they know sunsets are actually way better

In fact, you avoid all conversations people before 9 am.

Um, because, it’s too early to be up, idiots, more like, WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY

What is a sunrise?

…as well as preparing your lunch. Preparation = more zzzz’s.

And as soon as your alarm goes off, the first phrases you utter are all swearwords.

And more often than not, you’re late for work.