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26 Ways You Can Check If Your Parents Are Persian.
After a party, your parents fight with the hosts to help do the dishes
And no matter how hard you try to teach your mom, she can’t say it any other way other than Ehstarbucks
And when an actress actually is Persian, they become obsessed with them
From the moment you were born, they’ve wanted you to get married
It took your family two hours to leave a party because you had to say good-bye to everyone three times
Once a year your parents took you to a parking lot to jump over fires
Rose water EVERYTHING
Sometime between age 40 to 60, every woman you know somehow becomes a blonde
The first time you went to a baseball game and someone came by with this yelling, “cotton candy,” you were confused
There are so many Persian rugs in your house, your parents have to literally stack them on top of each other
13 Things That Will Make You Furious
The sadistic filth who did this
These hangers that prove that we’re not as technologically advanced as we originally thought
These salt and pepper shakers that were clearly abused by their owners
This complete lack of respect for humanity
22 Funniest tattoo fails of all time
20 Fantasies All ’90s Girls Had
That by 16, you’d live your life just like Cher With your own cell phone, a white Jeep and designer dresses to wear to school.
That Devon Sawa would keep you.
That every time you went to someone’s ice skating birthday, you’d get out there and have moves just like Michelle Kwan.
That if you filled a dELiAs order form without any payment info, they’d magically give you the clothes for free.
That the Spice Girls would adopt you as a sister.
That this would actually turn into edible candy.
That you could actually ask Zandar questions and he’d be able to give you real answers.
That you could actually drive your Barbie PowerWheels around town.
That you could totally run away and subsist on treats you make in your Easy-Bake Oven.
That you would date JTT.
That you would start your own Baby-Sitters’ Club and make bank.
She kept this gem for over 20 years
