1. OK, first things first, this isn’t a post for people who are all, “OH, look at me, I’m so cute, I can’t stand mornings!!!!!”
2. THIS, comrades, is a post for people who are profoundly traumatised by the process of waking up each and every morning.
3. You’re not just like, “Oh, jeez, I haven’t had my coffee yet!”
4. You wake up every morning and – NO MATTER WHAT TIME IT IS – it’s the worst part of your day by a mile.
5. You have never made a remotely cute face in the morning.
6. No matter how logical and put together you are for the rest of the day, when you’ve just woken up, NOTHING is worth getting out of bed for.
7. Seriously, nothing is more important than continued sleep. Supposed to be meeting a friend? F*#k friendship.
1. When someone asks for a piece of your food:
2. Every morning at 10.
3. The real 420:
4. <3 <3 <3
5. When all you want is a FREAKING CONE.
6. One words: TACOS.
7. Emotions.
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