a new engagement only means you’ll soon have a registry to deal with

When a friend asks you to spot them for drinks but you barely have enough money for yourself.

When holiday gift exchanges require you to scour every store for the cheapest gift with the most expensive aesthetic

When you have to deal with the embarrassment of your debit card getting declined in front of everyone

When you have to micro-analyze your waiter’s behavior to determine the perfect tip amount

When you’re invited to a party and told to contribute a dish and some “good” liquor”

When you’re unwillingly assigned as the designated driver but no one ever bothers to pitch in for gas

When your friends agree to split a bill evenly and you all you ordered was a side salad

your friends go ahead and make dinner plans at a place that has more than one dollar sign on Yelp