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funny sayings of the week

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You Know You Were Drunk If You’ve Made These Decisions Before

Buying a lifetime’s supply of Campbell’s Cream of Celery Soup.
You Know You Were Drunk If You've Made These Decisions Before

Charging your phone like this.
Charging your phone like this.

Congratulating an inanimate object on a movie role.
Congratulating an inanimate object on a movie role.

Creating a throne fit for a king.
Creating a throne fit for a king.

Experimenting with a new conditioner.
Experimenting with a new conditioner.

Getting stuck in a child’s seat at McDonald’s.
Getting stuck in a child’s seat at McDonald’s.

Making some interesting grooming choices.
Making some interesting grooming choices.

Microwaving a mountain of french fries.
Microwaving a mountain of french fries.

Misplacing a light fixture.
Misplacing a light fixture.

Ordering pizza like this.
Ordering pizza like this.