1. You consider cereal an acceptable meal at any time of the day.

2. And a simple, sad sandwich is a pretty solid dinner by your standards.

3. Although you’d usually rather just eat the ingredients than bother putting together an actual sandwich.

4. If you have a friend, family member, or housemate who cooks…you kind of depend on them for proper meals.

5. But you hopefully always do the washing up for this person.

6. Whoever usually feeds you probably wonders how you feed yourself when they’re not there.

7. When you DO cook for yourself, you are more than likely to set off the fire alarm, burn yourself, or both.