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25 Things You Will Understand If You Are Not a Morning Person

1. OK, first things first, this isn’t a post for people who are all, “OH, look at me, I’m so cute, I can’t stand mornings!!!!!”

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2. THIS, comrades, is a post for people who are profoundly traumatised by the process of waking up each and every morning.

3. You’re not just like, “Oh, jeez, I haven’t had my coffee yet!”

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4. You wake up every morning and – NO MATTER WHAT TIME IT IS – it’s the worst part of your day by a mile.

5. You have never made a remotely cute face in the morning.

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6. No matter how logical and put together you are for the rest of the day, when you’ve just woken up, NOTHING is worth getting out of bed for.

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7. Seriously, nothing is more important than continued sleep. Supposed to be meeting a friend? F*#k friendship.

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24 Fails That are Just Bound to Happen

1. This mixup.

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2. This inevitable slip-up.

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3. This potential disASSter.

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4. This potentially upsetting purchase.

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5. This fail that’s just waiting to happen.

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6. This exceptionally evil piece of architecture.

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Funny Quotes of the week

Funny Quotes of the week Either-my-boss-just-accidentally-sent-a-text Every morning I long to hold you Ohhh coffee I love you Fun fact. Women can actually hear when their husbands or children roll their eyes over the phone. How-I-see-math-word-problems I just tried to kill spider with hairspray

Funny sayings of the week

Funny sayings of the week Do you know what i am thinking Don't-you-just-love-it-when-you-call-out-someone Hockey the only professional spoet where you have to sit in time out I can tell by the way you park your car that i hate you i ll never be old enought to know better - Copy

Funny quotes of the week

Funny quotes of the week Again-I-am-in-public-and-cant-respond A-husband-is-someone-whoafter-taking-the-trash-out Always-remember-it's-better-to-arrive-late-than-ugly A-police-officer-came-to-my-house-and-asked

30 funny sayings that will make you ROFL

30 funny sayings that will make you ROFL Diet-day-1 i have removed all the bad food from the house it was delicious Ever just look at someone and think this mofo is gonna the reason i go to jail Females-are-super-simple-with-them-yes-means-yes How many of us have ever looked around our family reunions I dont think i could stab i can berely get the straw in the capri sun I just told the monster under my bed that rent is due I miss you so much that i wish i could remember I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal