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19 Struggles of People Who Feel Super Cold Always!

1. When you’re already freezing and someone opens the window.

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2. Or worse, they actually have the nerve to turn the heating OFF after you’ve just turned it ON.

3. When the arrival of winter calls for extraordinary measures.

4. And you realize that it was actually perpetually cold people who invented the socks and sandals trend.

5. When layering is literally your life.

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6. When you try to enjoy outdoor activities.

16 Struggles of Women Who Absolutely Hate to Shave!

1. Shaving is the worst chore ever. Legs, armpits, bikini line – it’s a task you regularly try to avoid doing.

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2. It’s not just the fact shaving takes a long time (and it takes a really fucking long time), it’s that razors are downright evil.

3. No matter how careful you are, you always manage to cut yourself.

4. Or miss a spot.

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5.The longer your limbs, the more tiresome shaving is.

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6.And if you’re particularly hairy, it can literally take you an entire day to become hair free.

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17 Struggles of People Who Always Feel Crazy Cold in Winters

1. Even if it’s warm outside, the minute you step into any place with air-conditioning you are freezing
1. Even if it’s warm outside, the minute you step into any place with air-conditioning you are freezing


2. Which means you’re probably always begging your colleagues to turn off the air-conditioning at work.
2. Which means you’re probably always begging your colleagues to turn off the air-conditioning at work.


3. And when you get home you’ll probably have an argument with your family or housemates about the thermostat
3. And when you get home you’ll probably have an argument with your family or housemates about the thermostat.


4. Your heart sinks whenever someone suggests sitting outside.
4. Your heart sinks whenever someone suggests sitting outside.


5. And any outdoor event requires a lot of preparation.
5. And any outdoor event requires a lot of preparation.


6. But the worst is when you’re flirting with someone and then they say, “Want to go outside”
6. But the worst is when you’re flirting with someone and then they say, “Want to go outside”


7. If you need to pee in the night you will weigh up if it’s worth freezing your arse off on the cold toilet seat, or if you’ll just have to hold it until morning.
7. If you need to pee in the night you will weigh up if it’s worth freezing your arse off on the cold toilet seat, or if you’ll just have to hold it until morning.


8. Your nice outfits are always ruined by having to wear massive coats over the top.
8. Your nice outfits are always ruined by having to wear massive coats over the top.

Funny sayings of the week

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13 best excuses for falling asleep at your desk

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13 best excuses for falling asleep at your desk
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