[friend asks me to read an article]
brain: "am i taking too long? im not even reading it now. oh god"
me: [hands it back] "very interesting"
— k e e t ?? (@KeetPotato) April 21, 2016
*bumps into a friend haven't seen for a long time
me: let's hang out soon
my brain: lol why u lying
— cosntantly woke ? (@borce_e) April 19, 2016
Brain @ 4am: lemme offer you a selection of the catchiest song lyrics of the last 30 years
Me: but sleep-
Brain: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND ?
— Sophia (@yougottaseeher) December 13, 2015
brain: get attached to anybody who gives you attention
brain: you gotta
— elysa (@localblackgirl) April 19, 2016
me: brain, where are my keys
brain: i have no fuckn idea but here's a loop of the cosby theme song while you look for those motherfuckers
— stiv (@lawbsterfest) July 22, 2014
[as something good is happening to me]
MY BRAIN: This is fleeting and will inevitably end
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) December 4, 2015