All of us who just started 2015 on the wrong foot.
All the electrical devices that never thought they’d live this long.
All the people who went back to work and realized that their colleagues can’t cope without them.
All the people who were third wheels at midnight.
All the unlucky people whose neighbors decided 2015 was the year to tell the truth.
And all the ninth wheels of the world.
And all the people working hungover the next day.
And, finally, this kid’s parents.
Anyone who just seemed to lose their way a little.